400 selfies of a bear is also known as a Grindr profile (My dad's a bald eagle and my mom's a Big Mac)

February 2023

A genetic engineering company has announced plans to bring back the long extinct Dodo bird, but only for a limited time at Arby’s. —Colin Jost

Police officials in Colorado say that a bear discovered a wildlife camera in the woods and posed for more than 400 selfies. 400 selfies of a bear is also known as a Grindr profile. —Colin Jost

For the first time ever, two brothers will be facing off against each other in the Super Bowl. Incidentally two brothers in the Super Bowl is why my grandfather won’t be watching. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”