"When it gets hot, so hot you can't stand it and the steam is
rising from your scalp, do you worry about global warming?
Well, George Bush is now also worried about global warming,
but he has a plan. He's going to invade the sun."
--David Letterman
President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street
bailout. And today, a reporter asked him what he planned to
do about AIG. Yeah. Bush got upset and said, 'Why does
everyone always spell in front of me?'" --Conan O'Brien
"This is what I love about this whole thing. This is what
Congress said today. 'The days of getting money just for
the asking are over.' And then they asked for $700 billion.
Here's the way a bailout works. A failed President Bush
and a failed Congress invest $700 billion of your money
in failed businesses. Believe me, this can't fail." --Jay Leno
"And Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw the other day on
'Meet the Press' that what he's looking for in a VP is a
person who will tell him when they thought he was wrong,
to which President Bush said, 'Trust me, that gets old really
fast.'" --Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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