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Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Why does everyone always spell in front of me? (Trust me, that gets old really fast)


"When it gets hot, so hot you can't stand it and the steam is

rising from your scalp, do you worry about global warming?

Well, George Bush is now also worried about global warming,

but he has a plan. He's going to invade the sun."

--David Letterman


President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street

bailout. And today, a reporter asked him what he planned to

do about AIG. Yeah. Bush got upset and said, 'Why does

everyone always spell in front of me?'" --Conan O'Brien

 

"This is what I love about this whole thing. This is what

Congress said today. 'The days of getting money just for

the asking are over.' And then they asked for $700 billion.

Here's the way a bailout works. A failed President Bush

and a failed Congress invest $700 billion of your money

in failed businesses. Believe me, this can't fail." --Jay Leno


"And Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw the other day on

'Meet the Press' that what he's looking for in a VP is a

person who will tell him when they thought he was wrong,

to which President Bush said, 'Trust me, that gets old really

fast.'" --Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

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