"Christmas is just around the corner. It's just under two weeks away, and today Santa released 10 years of tax returns." –David Letterman
"The Mayan calendar says that on the 21st, we're done. We've only got about a week left, and I haven't even started packing." –David Letterman
"On the bright side, the end of the world kind of takes the edge off the fiscal cliff, doesn't it?" –David Letterman
"The Mayans predicted that last joke wouldn't work." –David Letterman
"'The Hobbit' opens today. It's going to make a ton of money this weekend. It will make more money than Mitt Romney spent losing the election." –Craig Ferguson
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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