“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Monday, August 31, 2020
Jimmy Dore: BIDEN Upset That TRUMP Is Out Raising Him!
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Beatles The Night Before
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
NBA Goes On STRIKE & Obama Intervenes To Stop It
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Prominent Evangelical Christian Caught In Sex Scandal With Pool Boy & Wife
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Beatles - A Day In The Life
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Neil Young - Hey Hey, My My (Live at Farm Aid 1985)
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Oasis - My Generation
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Prof. Richard Wolff: The System Is Failing
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Do you guys want to split this five ways?/Adopting a majority of voters/Our Brave School Children
October 2011
"President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, 'Oh, you'll see.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"When the check came, Obama was like, 'Do you guys want to split this five ways?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"During the Republican debate last night, Michele Bachmann said she has 28 children, five of her own and 23 foster kids. It's all part of her new strategy: Adopting a majority of voters." –Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
NHL 20: Cmndr Data Hat Trick vs Montreal
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
What if they're spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating them?
October 2011
"Police were using pepper spray on the Wall Street protesters. That's scary. What if they're spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating them?" –Craig Ferguson
"The protests are getting pretty rowdy. This morning, they overturned Donald Trump's hair and set it on fire." –Craig Ferguson
"If I was in New York, I'd probably participate in this. Well, first I'd see 'Jersey Boys.'" –Craig Ferguson
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
NHL 20: Hulse 4 Goals vs Nashville
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
MLB The Show: Red Sox vs Blue Jays (SG133)
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Which is a really weird way to begin the nightly news (I never said I was a geology major)
October 2011
"Rick Perry said America's revolutionary war was fought in the 16th century. When told it was actually the 18th century, Perry apologized and said, 'I never said I was a geology major.'" –Conan O'Brien
"At the last Republican debate, the candidates were seated according to how they've been doing in the polls. So Jon Huntsman was seated next to Tim Pawlenty at a Denny's across the street." –Conan O'Brien
"Brian Williams said if he ever left his wife for a man, that man would be Bruce Springsteen. Which is a really weird way to begin the nightly news." –Conan O’Brien
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
The bomb-sniffing dogs found the cue cards (Beetlejuice!)
October 2011
"President Bill Clinton is on the show tonight, and we had trouble with security. The bomb-sniffing dogs found the cue cards." –David Letterman
"They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one." –David Letterman
"Rick Perry had to leave the debate early. He was late for an execution." –David Letterman
"You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed." –David Letterman
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Jimmy Dore: ANGRY-NOMICS! Jimmy talks to Economist MARK BLYTH!
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Krystal and Saagar: STUNNING Battleground State Polls Show Tighter Race
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Michael Moore Warns That Trump Is Set To Win Again
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Krystal and Saagar: Heads EXPLODE as Michael Moore Predicts Another Trump Victory
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Sunday, August 30, 2020
Mitch Hedberg Wrote a Joke for Artie Lange
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
John F. Kennedy - Universal Healthcare Speech - May 20, 1962
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Montreal Canadiens (Game 2)
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Brooklyn Nets (2nd half)
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Oasis-Some Might Say (Demo)
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Don't Look Back in Anger (Beautiful Rare Demo)
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Oasis - All Around The World (1992 Rehearsal) (Full)
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Oasis - Live Forever (Demo) *Rare Promo CD Audio*
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
New Poll Shows Republicans Will Believe Anything
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Arizona Summer Classic, TPC Scottsdale, Arizona
Started the final round in 9th place. Shot -12 under 59 to win.
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Proof The Kenosha Riots Are Not About Jacob Blake | Update On Jacob Blake's Outstanding Warrant
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Ed Markey & Alex Morse Are Creating the Blueprints for Future Leftist Campaigns
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Corporate Lobbyists Shamelessly Play The Race Card!
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Saturday, August 29, 2020
They are doing fine. Don't go there (It's OK, It's bipartisan)
October 2011
"A Florida report says there are fewer bad drivers because the economy is keeping people off the road. Now, the White House is saying they don't have a failed economic plan, they have a successful highway safety plan." –Jay Leno
"President Obama announced that he is going to visit Detroit on Friday. Why? The Tigers are in the Playoffs, the Lions are undefeated, car sales are going through the roof - why ruin it with a presidential speech? They are doing fine. Don't go there." –Jay Leno
"Two Americans won the Nobel Prize for economics. That's like the Chinese winning for child day care." –Jay Leno
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
It looks like he may be a one-term dog (It's like I have a twin)
October 2011
"For tonight’s debate each Republican candidate was paired with a professional dancer." –David Letterman
"The Washington Post says that President Obama is not a people person, and is a neurotic loner without any friends. It's like I have a twin." –David Letterman
"Happy birthday to Bo, the White House dog. It looks like he may be a one-term dog." –David Letterman
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler (three fact-checkers had to be taken into concussion protocol)
August 2020
Jerry Falwell, Jr. is in trouble. Apparently his wife was having an affair with the pool boy and allegedly Falwell would watch them having sex from the corner of the room. He says he did not have sex himself with the pool boy. He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler. —Bill Maher
Falwell would allegedly watch his wife having sex with the pool boy from the corner of the room. So at least social distancing was maintained. —Bill Maher
I was watching the republican convention. It was a great week if you love reality shows but hate reality. —Bill Maher
Did you see Trump’s speech last night? There were three fact-checkers that had to be taken into concussion protocol. —Bill Maher
Trump bragged that he had created the greatest economy since man began to walk erect. And the proof of that is that the demand these days for coffins, plywood, rocks, bottles and replacement plate glass has never higher. —Bill Maher
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
It’s almost like they never made America great in the first place (I’m getting married again, again)
August 2020
“Mike Pence unveiled Trump’s new campaign slogan, ‘Make America Great Again, Again.’ Make America great again, again? It doesn’t inspire confidence. If your — if your friend said to you, ‘I’m getting married again, again,’ you’d be like, ‘Sounds like that might not last.’” — James Corden
“It’s almost like they never made America great in the first place.” —James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
I would find a new plumber — and a new toilet (Baby Jesus Bath Time)
August 2020
“I didn’t think they could come up with something worse than ‘Make America great again,’ but they did it. Because ‘MAGA’ was an ambiguous call to a bygone era that never really existed. This new slogan sounds like somebody who got hit in the head with a bag of hammers, because what’s implied with ‘Make America great again, again’ is that, at some point during your presidency, you [expletive] up.” — Trevor Noah
“If my plumber said he needed to fix my toilet ‘again, again,’ I would find a new plumber — and a new toilet.’” — Trevor Noah
“So that was Mike Pence’s speech. And I guess we finally found out why Pence always has the permanent squint. Yeah, his own face is going, ‘Are we really saying this [expletive]?” —Trevor Noah
“Mike Pence – a man so boring that during his mid-life crisis, he bought a minivan.” —Trevor Noah
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
the league would have just put out a ‘Let’s dunk on racism’ poster and called it a day (evil of two lessers)
August 2020
“And massive props to these athletes for using their platform to bring attention to what’s happening in the streets. Because when you think about it, sports doesn’t stop for anything, so when sports does shut down, people take notice. Like, do you guys remember that time aliens landed on Earth? Yeah, of course you don’t remember, because it was the playoffs.” —Trevor Noah
“I’m also glad this movement was started by the players and not by the league. Because you know the league would have just put out a ‘Let’s dunk on racism’ poster and called it a day.” —Trevor Noah
“Are N.B.A. players supposed to just shut up and dribble or literally fix racism all by themselves? Either way, it feels like America relies way too much on the athletes to do everything. They’re supposed to play basketball, fix racism, sell cereal and date all the Kardashians?” — Trevor Noah
“If we can have a rain delay, we sure as hell can have a police brutality delay.” — Trevor Noah
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Now we don't know who won World War II (I didn’t know they kicked it up to voter extinction)
August 2020
“After watching the Republican national convention, I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got chills, I’ve got nausea. It’s either the onset of Covid, or seeing 1,500 people with no social distancing, no masks and no testing packed on to the South Lawn of the White House. I know Republicans like voter suppression, I didn’t know they kicked it up to voter extinction.” —Stephen Colbert
“Before Donald Trump capped the convention with a nearly 70-minute speech, he was introduced by his daughter an American Girl doll just following orders, Ivanka Trump, who boasted about working with her father to pass ‘nine pieces of legislation to combat the evil of human trafficking’. And then I watched him tell one of those human traffickers, Ghislaine Maxwell, that he wished her well.” —Stephen Colbert
“The presidency proverbially changes the occupant. It matures them, it ages them. But Trump doesn’t do any of the stuff that matures you or ages you, like worrying about the American people or feeling responsibility for protecting them or evidently anything else. Looking at Trump in 2016 and now in 2020, I guess it’s true what they say: taxidermy don’t cracks-a-dermy. The last four years are like Trump is Dorian Gray and we’re the picture.” —Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Jimmy Dore: Chris Hedges -- Why We Must Break Away From Two Party System
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Friday, August 28, 2020
Monologue: American Carnage | Real Time with Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
New Rule: #FreeUpTheMail | Real Time with Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Montreal Canadiens (Game 1)
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Major Red Flags For Joe Biden In Recent Polling, Trump Strengthens In Swing States
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees en Brasil 2009 (de lux)
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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