I would find a new plumber — and a new toilet (Baby Jesus Bath Time)

August 2020

“I didn’t think they could come up with something worse than ‘Make America great again,’ but they did it. Because ‘MAGA’ was an ambiguous call to a bygone era that never really existed. This new slogan sounds like somebody who got hit in the head with a bag of hammers, because what’s implied with ‘Make America great again, again’ is that, at some point during your presidency, you [expletive] up.” — Trevor Noah

“If my plumber said he needed to fix my toilet ‘again, again,’ I would find a new plumber — and a new toilet.’” — Trevor Noah

“So that was Mike Pence’s speech. And I guess we finally found out why Pence always has the permanent squint. Yeah, his own face is going, ‘Are we really saying this [expletive]?” —Trevor Noah

“Mike Pence – a man so boring that during his mid-life crisis, he bought a minivan.” —Trevor Noah

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