What if they're spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating them?

October 2011

"Police were using pepper spray on the Wall Street protesters. That's scary. What if they're spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating them?" –Craig Ferguson

"The protests are getting pretty rowdy. This morning, they overturned Donald Trump's hair and set it on fire." –Craig Ferguson

"If I was in New York, I'd probably participate in this. Well, first I'd see 'Jersey Boys.'" –Craig Ferguson

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