Do you guys want to split this five ways?/Adopting a majority of voters/Our Brave School Children

October 2011

"President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, 'Oh, you'll see.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"When the check came, Obama was like, 'Do you guys want to split this five ways?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"During the Republican debate last night, Michele Bachmann said she has 28 children, five of her own and 23 foster kids. It's all part of her new strategy: Adopting a majority of voters." –Jimmy Fallon

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