Honey, I wasn't looking at porn. I'm in Al Qaeda (We Will Find Where You're Hiding)

"They found so much porn at Bin Laden's compound that they're investigating whether the porn was used to send coded messages.  So remember guys, from now on when your lady catches you, you're not looking at porn, you're analyzing coded messages. 'Honey, I wasn't looking at porn. I'm in Al Qaeda.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Two days after the raid on Osama bin Laden, Disney trademarked the name, 'SEAL Team 6.' They also renamed their most popular ride, 'It's a Small World — and We Will Find Where You're Hiding and Kill You.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Right now CIA agents are screening the pornography frame by frame, looking for clues." –David Letterman, on Osama Bin Laden's porn stash

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