“It’s true — President Trump has put Mike Pence in charge of combating the coronavirus. That is the big story. Which is why today, Pence announced the coronavirus can be cured by heterosexual marriage.” —Conan O’Brien
“So Pence actually has an interesting plan to fight the coronavirus. He’s going to send the virus to a conversion camp where it can pray itself into the common cold.” —Jimmy Fallon
“From now on, Mike Pence will control all coronavirus messaging from health officials. Yes, and his first order is renaming the National Institutes of Health, ‘Pray Away the Plague.’” —Stephen Colbert
“It’s interesting, though, that he picked Pence to handle this, especially because in 2014, Donald Trump tweeted: ‘Obama just appointed an Ebola czar with zero experience in the medical area and zero experience in infectious disease control. A total joke!’ He really does have a — there’s a tweet for everything. It’s almost like Donald Trump from the past is trying to stop Donald Trump in the future and it’s just not working.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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