“We are live following the South Carolina debate airing right here on CBS with Bernie Sanders, Michael Bloomberg and Joe Biden, so a little young for CBS.” —Stephen Colbert
“You could tell Bernie was feeling good. Before the debate, he picked up a new suit from the dumpster behind T.J. Maxx.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Bernie has a lot of plans — expensive plans — but he’s smart. He’s no dummy. Every time one of the other candidates asked who’s going to pay for these programs, he’d just point to Bloomberg and said, ‘Him!’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“So far Bloomberg spent about $500 million to get smacked around by Elizabeth Warren on television.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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