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Saturday, February 29, 2020

who could’ve ever seen something like that coming in handy? (a tweet for everything)


“Trump’s lack of preparedness is clear in his appointment of Pence as head of the coronavirus response. What medical experience does Mike Pence have? At best, he looks like a CPR doll who won’t let you do mouth-to-mouth on it.” —Seth Meyers

“The stock market is down and the coronavirus is up – this planet is going to Purell in a handbasket. It’s interesting that Trump picked Mike Pence to handle this especially because in 2014, Donald Trump tweeted: ‘Obama just appointed an Ebola Czar with zero experience in the medical area and zero experience in infectious disease control. A TOTAL JOKE!’ Trump really does have a tweet for everything. It’s like if Donald Trump from the past is trying to stop Donald Trump in the future, and it’s just not working. A cruel irony of this national health emergency? Back in May 2018, the Trump administration disbanded the national pandemic response team to save money – although to be fair, who could’ve ever seen something like that coming in handy?” —Jimmy Kimmel

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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