It's an exciting day tomorrow, a rare event. Leap Day is tomorrow and the way the stock market is going there's gonna be a lot of leaping. —Bill Maher
The Stock Market lost six trillion dollars because of the Coronavirus. Billionaires have lost so much money Michael Bloomberg is not even sure anymore he buy the country. —Bill Maher
Is the Coronavirus serious? Yes it is. The CDC is now calling the virus Covid-19. And you know a disease is serious when they give it a rap name. —Bill Maher
We have to take more precautions now. I mean just assume everyone is infectious. The same warning they give contestants on The Bachelor. —Bill Maher
Fortunately Donald Trump is in charge and by fortunately I mean, Oh F*ck! —Bill Maher
We have a president who thinks this coronavirus is a minor annoyance like the common cold or the Constitution of the United States. —Bill Maher
Who did Trump appoint as the person to head up this massive medical emergency, Mike Pence. Who doesn't even believe in evolution. Really? It's like making Jared Kushner ambassador to Funkytown. —Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
No comments:
Post a Comment