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Friday, February 28, 2020

Does the C in CBS stand for cluster****? (cocaine mashed potatoes)


“The South Carolina debate was a disaster. Does the C in CBS stand for cluster[expletive]?” —Seth Meyers

“It was like ‘The View’ meets Red Bull meets ‘The Real Housewives.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, after the debate, President Trump tried to tweet that Elizabeth Warren is ‘a choker’ but had some trouble spelling the word. He wrote she is a ‘chocker.’ When his staff pointed out the typo, Trump quickly tweeted, ‘LOL, guys, I was just jocking.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I mean, that was like watching a family dinner if the special ingredient in the mashed potatoes was cocaine. I’ve seen more polite conversations between New Yorkers fighting over a cab.” —Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



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