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Friday, February 28, 2020

His talent is always looking like a guy who is holding his breath (No. 6 on the pain chart)


“Trump said he chose Pence because he has a certain talent for this, and that talent is always looking like a guy who is holding his breath, apparently.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I’m not really sure why Pence is handling this instead of Trump. This feels like if Trump and Pence were husband and wife, Trump would hear a strange noise in the house and say, ‘Mike, go check it out.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“What medical experience does Mike Pence have? At best, he looks like a CPR doll that won’t let you do mouth-to-mouth on it.” —Seth Meyers

“Although I guess it makes sense he’s in charge of diseases now, because he always has an expression that looks like No. 6 on the pain chart.” —Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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