It was so cold today the flashers in Times Square we're describing themselves (Paying for endless war)

7-Eleven convenience stores in addition to everything else they're now offering fine wines. So 7-Eleven customers keep this in mind. It's red wine with the beef jerky and white wine with the cheetos. --David Letterman 1/4/1999

Bill Clinton is really upset about this impeachment stuff. He was so upset about impeachment today he blew a two-foot putt. --David Letterman 1/4/1999

It was so cold today the flashers in Times Square we're describing themselves. --David Letterman 1/5/1999

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