I'm pretty sure the guy who brings Trump his morning toilet burger has the most stressful job in America (Oh, You Mean 0.15 Iraq Wars?)

Senate Republicans don't give a shit about the wall. They're only keeping the government shutdown because that's what the president wants. It's the same reason they changed our national bird to the chicken nugget. Now we have to reprint all of our money to say e pluribus yum yum. --Samantha Bee

Meanwhile the shutdown's effects are getting more dire each day. For instance the toll it's taking on our air traffic controllers, who I remind you keep planes from crashing into each other, an estimated more than ten thousand of them have been working without pay for weeks. Air traffic controllers, are said to have one of most stressful jobs in America. No, I'm pretty sure the guy who brings Trump his morning toilet burger has the most stressful job in America. --Samantha Bee

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