Keep calm, You’re Carry On (Economy Minus)

A family returning from vacation recently showed up to their flight with a company called Tui Airlines, only to find that their assigned seats did not exist. So they had to spend their entire flight sitting on the floor. Spirit Airlines heard about this and were like, “Wait, we don’t have to give our customers seats? We’re allowed to do this?” The family’s seat assignments were for seats that didn’t exist or as the airline is now calling it, Economy Minus. --James Corden

The family were squeezed onto the floor like baggage, which explains the airlines slogan, “Keep calm, You’re Carry On.” --James Corden

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