President Trump announced yesterday that he will postpone his State of the Union address, due to the government shutdown. Oh, yeah, I'm sure it had everything to do with the shutdown and nothing to do with the fact that you'd have to write a speech. --Seth Meyers
Today was the 34th day of the government shutdown or, as Fox News is reporting, "How come we never see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and ISIS in the same room?" --Seth Meyers
According to the author of the new Trump tell-all book Team of Vipers, speaker Paul Ryan once attempted to explain a healthcare bill to Trump when the president suddenly got up, walked out of the briefing and began watching television in another room. Now, I have heard Paul Ryan speak, okay, and I never thought I would say this, I have to side with the president on this one. Ryan’s boring. --James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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