No no no, it's gonna be a total nightmare (squished between his borscht and his cyanide capsule)

Let's not forget Trump said he didn't work for Vladimir Putin and every day it is looking increasingly likely that he very fucking much does. He's so far in Putin’s pocket he's squished between his borscht and his cyanide capsule. --Samantha Bee

Having this many women in the field for president means that the defining characteristic of each candidate won't just be it the woman. Now that there are so many ladies running maybe we can stop talking about the tone or volume of their voice their outfits or their marriages and instead judge them based on their experience. I'm just joking. No no no, it's gonna be a total nightmare. --Samantha Bee

BuzzFeed said Kamala’s decision to announce her candidacy on Martin Luther King Day is a clear signal that her presidential run is likely to embrace her identity as a black woman. Which is a real disappointment to all her fans who were hoping she'd run as a ten-year-old Finnish boy. --Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”