it’s because she’s spanking him with a magazine with his face on it (Top 26 Billionaires)

You may know that Trump was supposed to give the State of the Union address on Tuesday, and Nancy Pelosi shut that down in what many are describing as an embarrassing loss for our embarrassing president. So he will not give the State of the Union on Tuesday. Instead, he’ll have the night free to eat cheeseburgers and watch an all new episode of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. Pelosi really got the best of him. Usually when Trump bends over for a woman like that, it’s because she’s spanking him with a magazine with his face on it. --Jimmy Kimmel

Well, you guys, it was freezing earlier this week, but today in Washington, it was almost 60 degrees. It was so warm, President Trump spent the day fanning himself with the unused State of the Union speech. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”