Also, people who love skiing, we're going to have a problem if you ask me to hit the powder and you don't have cocaine (Oh crap, she's up!)

Today was National Hot Sauce Day, or as Mike Pence calls it, ketchup. --Seth Meyers

First up, skiing. Ah, skiing, the sport that combines everyone's two favorite things -- frostbite and broken bones. Hey, skiing, if I wanted to see something go downhill quickly, I'd just go back and watch the second season of "Lost." Also, people who love skiing, we're going to have a problem if you ask me to hit the powder and you don't have cocaine. Skiing, go down on this! Ya burnt! --Seth Meyers

Bounce houses, a.k.a., the child concussion factory. Here's a good idea. Let's put 20 kids with bad coordination in an enclosed space and an uneven surface, let them jump at each other. What could possibly go right? Bounce houses are full of air and dangerous as hell. It's like if Fisher Price made the "Hindenburg." --Seth Meyers

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