Yes, I am your space president/Are there space Muellers? (Or as I call her, Nancy)

In the new Trump tell-all book Team of Vipers, there’s a story that back in 2017, Trump talked to NASA administrators and said, “What’s our plan for Mars?” The administrator explained to the president that by the 2030s, NASA would attempt a manned spaceflight. Colbert as Trump: “But is there any way we could do it by the end of my first term? Also, unrelated question. Can you be subpoenaed in space? Are there space Muellers?” --Stephen Colbert

Trump is willing to do anything to make the Mars thing happen. Colbert as Trump: “But what if I gave you all the money you could ever need to do it? What if we sent NASA’s budget through the roof? And what if, follow me here -- what if we launched the rocket off a big, beautiful wall, and inside the rocket, Nancy Pelosi? Or as I call her, Nancy.” --Stephen Colbert

During NASA’s visit Trump was scheduled to talk to astronauts on the Space Station. Before calling the astronauts, Trump decided to stop in his white-marbled bathroom for one final check in the mirror, smirked, and said to himself, “Space Station, this is your president.” Colbert as Trump: “Yes, I am your space president.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”