Scientists aren’t really that busy/jug wine and Ryan Gosling nudes/That’s methed up!

Here’s a headline from ABC News. It reads, “Study: Dogs aren’t really that smart.” That’s the headline, but the honest headline should’ve read -- “Study: Scientists aren’t really that busy.” --James Corden

Here’s a headline from Fox News, it reads, “Woman spent months in jail after officers thought cotton candy was meth.” That’s the headline, but the honest headline should’ve read -- “That’s methed up!” --James Corden

According to a researcher in England when you cough eating a bar of milk chocolate is actually a better cure for you than over-the-counter medicine. I guess now we can all put our chocolate in the medicine cabinet instead of under the stairs with our cigarettes, jug wine and Ryan Gosling nudes. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”