They got that insulating layer of cheese that will keep you safe for days (Fire Commissioner, Pyro Billy)

Chicago is so ridiculously cold that in order to keep the trains running, they had to deliberately set the train tracks on fire! That’s called Chicago Improv. That idea came from Chicago Fire Commissioner, Pyro Billy. --Stephen Colbert

Some tips to keep warm for the folks in Chicago. If you’re really cold, slice open and crawl inside a visiting Packers fan. It works. They got that insulating layer of cheese that will keep you safe for days. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”