today three pigeons walked into Kentucky Fried Chicken and surrendered (throw out the first articles of impeachment)

I tell you folks around the United States, maybe you know this, maybe you don't. We're in the middle of a miserable cold spell here in New York and it was unbelievably cold here again today. I'll give you an idea how cold it was today. Here in New York City the mice down there at Dunkin Donuts, it was so cold they packed up and they went down to the Dunkin Donuts in Miami. --David Letterman 1/6/1999

It was so cold in New York City today three pigeons walked into Kentucky Fried Chicken and surrendered.  --David Letterman 1/6/1999

Tomorrow is the big impeachment trial down there in a Washington DC. Apparently it’s going to be quite a festive occasion. Celine Dion is singing the national anthem, the Nixon family will be on hand to throw out the first articles of impeachment. --David Letterman 1/6/1999

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