The organizers are so desperate they're thinking of adding a Barbra Streisand impersonator (Don’t just phone it in. Get Strippin’)

Maybe you have heard about this story already? A woman in Illinois took a bottle and smashed it over the head of a male stripper and knocks him goofy. The woman was upset that he did not perform properly at her daughter’s bachelorette party. So let this be a lesson to all you male strippers. Don’t just phone it in. Get Strippin’. --David Letterman 8/28/2003

In the current issue of New York magazine it turns out now they're reporting Donald Trump is four billion dollars in debt. Yeah, and I think I speak for everybody when I say, “Hey way to go Marla!” --David Letterman 8/8/1994

Promoters for the Woodstock II concert are worried because they have not sold enough tickets. The organizers are so desperate they're thinking of adding a Barbra Streisand impersonator. --David Letterman 8/8/1994

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