To be blunt, this is a sticky icky, icky situation that will only end with a joint resolution (Dude, I'm Harry Potter)

Here's some good news -- a marijuana company is giving out free weed to government workers, which is why a bunch of TSA agents are staring at their security wands like, "Dude, I'm Harry Potter." --Jimmy Fallon

Free weed for federal workers, so guess what, travelers -- that TSA line can get slower. Yeah. --Jimmy Fallon

But it's true -- a marijuana company is giving free weed to federal workers during the shutdown. Some people are questioning if free weed is really what these workers need. But a spokesman for the company released a statement, saying, quote, "We stand with all workers affected by the government shutdown." Then he added, "To be blunt, this is a sticky icky, icky situation that will only end with a joint resolution." He went on. He said, "We hope the pay freeze isn't chronic. It's not like these workers have cushy jobs. And we hope it ends for the next Sunday's next big bowl." And finally he said, "All our buds, hit us up before the free weed's all ganja. Dank you." What a nice guy. --Jimmy Fallon

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