You could end up with onion rings instead of fries (No Country ‘Cuz Old Men)

It’s day 34 of the government shutdown, which we’ve entitled “No Country ‘Cuz Old Men.” --Stephen Colbert

The union for air traffic controllers is worried because their members are not getting enough sleep. Due to the shutdown, unpaid air traffic controllers are waiting tables and driving for Uber in the time left over from their 10 hour shifts. That’s dangerous! You don’t want burnt out air traffic controllers waiting tables. You could end up with onion rings instead of fries. --Stephen Colbert

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