You’re eleven month Super Bowl drought is over (the only presents he ever gives women are checks)

Congratulations to the New England Patriots. You’re eleven month Super Bowl drought is over. --James Corden

For starters, we’d like to congratulate the president and the first lady on their big day. Today was Donald and Melania Trump’s 14th wedding anniversary. And if you didn’t realize that, don’t worry. Neither did the president. As usual, Donald had a hard time figuring what to get Melania, considering the only presents he ever gives women are checks. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”