alleged affairs is a very dignified way to say Raw Dog and porn stars (side cramps)

Chris Christie has taken himself out of the running to be the permanent White House chief of staff. Also taking Chris Christie out of the running, side cramps. --Michael Che, SNL

It’s been confirmed that Trump was in the room with Michael Cohen and the publisher of the National Enquirer when they discussed covering up Trump’s alleged affairs. Which alleged affairs is a very dignified way to say Raw Dog and porn stars. --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”