Knock it off Festus, you went to Yale for God’s sake (You feel lucky, punk?)

I don't know if this is a good idea. certain pilots on commercial airlines will be allowed to carry loaded guns. So you know you get on that plane and instead of hearing welcome aboard you're going to hear, “You feel lucky, punk?” Loaded weapons. I guess that’s better than loaded pilots. --David Letterman 9/6/2002

This is a quote from President George W. Bush, he was talking about Saddam Hussein and he said Saddam Hussein has “crawfished, crawfished” his way out of every agreement. Knock it off Festus,  you went to Yale for God’s sake. --David Letterman 9/6/2002

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”