British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders (regular or unleaded sea bass)

"But there is some good news for Faisal Shahzad. Today he was told that he made the Taliban blooper reel." –David Letterman

"This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded."  –David Letterman

"This is going to be the biggest environmental disaster ever. You know what that means? More bonuses." –David Letterman

"You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders." –David Letterman

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