That’s putting a lot of pressure on Eric and Don Jr.’s lemonade stand (the simplest of tools)

There’s nothing certain about anything anymore. Yesterday, I was confident that America would still have a government. But I underestimated what a wedge we have in the White House. I say wedge because he’s the simplest of tools. --Stephen Colbert

Last night, Mitch McConnell passed a short-term spending bill that would keep the government open till February. 100 to Nothing. Now it didn’t include that $5 Billion that Trump wanted for his Border Wall, but everybody, even McConnell thought he would sign it. Sarah Huckabee-Sanders told Fox News, “We have other ways that we can get that $5 Billion.” That’s putting a lot of pressure on Eric and Don Jr.’s lemonade stand. --Stephen Colbert

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