he thinks Syria is the voice on his iPhone (or as it's known in New Jersey, formal wear)

Here's a big story. Donald Trump wants to go against his advisers and pull U.S. troops out of Syria. I'm not sure Trump should be making this decision, 'cause he thinks Syria is the voice on his iPhone. --Jimmy Fallon

Get this -- I read that workout clothes made out of velvet are becoming very popular. Velvet workout clothes, or as it's known in New Jersey, formal wear. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”