It went to a farm upstate to live with all the other walls (Feliz Navidad)

Wow, man. They're talking about the wall like they just lost a pet. Trump's gonna have to have a special chat with the Fox & Friends. "Mr. Trump, where'd the wall go?" "It went to a farm upstate to live with all the other walls." --Seth Meyers

I saw that Google has a Santa Tracker, where you can watch Santa's journey around the world. Yeah, not to be outdone, Facebook has a tracker where you can steal Santa's Social Security number. --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that tomorrow, President Trump leaves for a 16-day trip to Mar-A-Lago, where he'll have his annual Christmas party. And just to mess with him, the only song the deejay will play is "Feliz Navidad." --Jimmy Fallon

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