Somehow this is all your fault (the same deal as the cast of Friends)

In a recent interview Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle said that American politics is becoming meaner and meaner. After hearing this a top Republican said Daschle makes a good point for a guy who's ugly and probably gay. --Conan O’Brien 5/12/2004

Today defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, there's a cheery fellow, now Rumsfeld told senators that the Geneva Convention on prisoners rights applies in Iraq but not for prisoners held in Guantanamo Bay. When asked what the difference was Rumsfeld said nobody has pictures of Guantanamo Bay.  --Conan O’Brien 5/12/2004

I got some television news this week. The miniseries Jesus became one of the first shows ever to beat an episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. It's a big deal in television. And immediately afterwards Jesus renegotiated his contract and demanded the same deal as the cast of Friends. --Conan O’Brien 5/17/2000

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”