And they were just covering the first base coach (eight pounds two ounces)

Here at New York City this Big King sandwich is such a big hit the lines at the Burger King are around the block and down the street. And the wait is even longer if you tell them to hold the e.coli. --David Letterman 9/9/1997

Hey congratulations to supermodel Kate Moss. I think this is nice. She had a baby girl, brand-new baby girl a couple of days ago. The baby weighed eight pounds two ounces. Just like her mother. --David Letterman 10/2/2002

The Yankees defeated the Angels up there in the first game of the division playoffs. Security was tight. Folks up in the stadium you know this for a fact. Security was very tight they had like a thousand cops. And they were just covering the first base coach. --David Letterman 10/2/2002

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”