if the U.S. were a department store, we'd be Sears (You'll shoot your eye out, kid!!)

But, you guys, it's the holiday season. And everyone is in the giving spirit. In fact, Facebook just gave away all of your private information. Isn't that nice? --Jimmy Fallon

But here's the big story. Congress is working on a spending bill to avoid a government shutdown until February. Yep. The government's basically staying open month to month. I'm not saying that we're in trouble, but if the U.S. were a department store, we'd be Sears. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”