He is planning to invade Wisconsin (Nothing gets past this guy! Like a steel trap!)

I was watching the news on television earlier and George Bush says the economy is in danger. Nothing gets past this guy! Like a steel trap! --David Letterman 9/25/2008

The price of milk has gone up 36 percent. Here's what happened, the cows have joined OPEC. Don't worry President Bush is already on the problem. He is going to fight the high cost of milk. He is planning to invade Wisconsin. --David Letterman 1/15/2008

You're not gonna believe this. Scientists in Minnesota, in a test tube with some chemicals have created a living beating rat heart. Now wait a minute. This is really good news, because rats will now no longer have to wait for a heart donor. --David Letterman 1/15/2008

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”