I don't know, if that happened to me I think I'd count it (the Golden Age of Comedy)

We're learning more and more about the North Korean dictator a Kim jong-il. Now here's what he does. He drinks the blood of virgins. I wanna tell you something, if this if this guy doesn't watch his step he's going to develop a reputation as a nut. --David Letterman 1/22/2003

Five years ago President Bill Clinton said I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did not have sexual relations with that woman five years ago today, or as we refer to it here, the Golden Age of Comedy. --David Letterman 1/22/2003

Clinton felt that his behavior did not qualify as sexual relations, that's what he was thinking. I don't know, if that happened to me I think I'd count it. --David Letterman 1/22/2003

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”