You know, there's a legal term for those people: Men (The Other Bush Twins)

"There's a huge controversy after the Bush administration demanded that the search engine Google turn over records of people who search for pornography. You know, there's a legal term for those people: Men." --Jay Leno

"The new Osama bin Laden tape was originally broadcast on Al Jazeera and all the Al Jazeera viewers were really upset because it interrupted their new hit show, 'How I met your Camel.'" --David Letterman

"Yes, (Jack Abramoff attended) only two Hanukkah receptions (at the White House). But the bribes miraculously lasted for 8 whole days." --Jon Stewart