Harry Reid is the
guy that gets a rat in his bucket at KFC and says, “Well, they’re trying their
best.” –Seth Meyers
China’s highest
court ruled last week that Michael Jordan owns the rights to his name in
Chinese characters. “I thought that meant ‘bravery,’” said a girl with a lower
back tattoo. –Seth Meyers
Hillary Clinton
gave a speech last week criticizing the epidemic of fake news being spread … or
maybe she didn’t. –Seth Meyers
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