"The Golden Globes
were last night. It was the biggest gathering of Hollywood celebrities that
wasn’t an anti-Bush rally. The big winners were "Brokeback Mountain,"
"Capote" and "Transamerica." All movies with gay themes. I
think this is God's way of punishing Pat Robertson." --Jay Leno
"Did you watch the
Golden Globes? They were so long that Dick Cheney taped it and is using it to
torture detainees." --David Letterman
"Al Gore yesterday gave a speech an accused President
Bush of repeatedly breaking the law. Al Gore issued the statement into a
microphone at Taco Bell." --David Letterman
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