"President Bush met
with the Prime Minister of Belgium and things got tense when the Prime Minister
demanded the U.S. close the prison at Guantanamo Bay. President Bush quickly
replied, 'The prison is closed. That's how we keep them in there.'"
--Conan O'Brien
"New Orleans Mayor
Ray Nagin caused a controversy when he said when New Orleans is rebuilt, it will
be a chocolate city. Yeah, he went on to say that it will be protected by a
series of graham cracker levees." --Conan O'Brien
"Former Vice
President Al Gore gave a passionate 10 minute speech where he criticized
President Bush for, quote, repeatedly breaking the law. Those who heard the
speech called it the worst elevator ride ever." --Conan O'Brien

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