"The man who was shot
is named Harry Whittington. He's a high powered Republican lawyer, he was very
lucky. They say the only reason that he wasn't killed is he was wearing the
body armor that never got shipped to our troops." --Jimmy Kimmel
"But all kidding
aside, and in fairness to Dick Cheney, every five years he has to shed innocent
blood or he violates his deal with the devil." --Jimmy Kimmel
"So in summary, the
Vice President of the United States shot a 78-year-old man in the face.
Congratulations Mister Vice President, you are now a Crip." --Jimmy Kimmel
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