"You know what they
say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face,
six more weeks of winter." --Jimmy Kimmel
"The Vice President
says that it was an accident. He claims the guy got in his line of fire, but
the good news was he was delicious. Eat what you shoot!" --Jimmy Kimmel
"This is a great
story. You've got the Vice President, a shotgun, a bunch of rich guys hunting
tiny little birds. The only thing that could possibly make this story better is
if he shot Michael Jackson." --Jimmy Kimmel
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