Hey, that's how I got elected! (Coin Toss)

"President Bush also said today that he is worried that Iraq will be overrun by religious fundamentalists. Hey, let me tell you something. If it's good enough for the Republican Party, it is good enough for Iraq." --Jay Leno

"That shows the difference between administrations. Bush can't control his generals, whereas Clinton could never control his privates." --Jay Leno

  

"Did you all see Sandra Day O'Connor making the coin toss [at the Rose Bowl]? When President Bush saw a Supreme Court justice flipping a coin he went, 'Hey, that's how I got elected!' --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court wished her a happy birthday (Hey, I thought we were Muslim)

March 2013

"Some people traveled to Washington and paid as much as $6,000 to watch the Supreme Court's deliberations on gay marriage. Yeah, $6,000. Maybe that's why the Supreme Court launched its 41-city Monsters of Gay Marriage Deliberation Tour." –Conan O'Brien

"Happy birthday to retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. She's 83 years old today. And listen to this: In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court wished her a happy birthday." –Conan O'Brien

"Last night President Obama celebrated Passover by hosting a seder at the White House. There was an awkward moment when Sasha asked, 'Hey, I thought we were Muslim." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Donald Trump running for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard -- David Letterman

"Did you all see Sandra Day O'Connor making the coin toss [at the Rose Bowl]? When President Bush saw a Supreme Court justice flipping a coin he went, 'Hey, that's how I got elected!' --Jay Leno

"You know how sometimes during war time, civil liberties can take a back seat to national security? Well, I got good news and bad news. The good news is this -- no Japanese people are being sent to any camps. The bad news is, that time you got hammered and drunk dialed your ex-girlfriend who's studying abroad and sang her that WHAM! song that was 'your song' -- uh, the government's got that on tape." --Jon Stewart

"Donald Trump running for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard." --David Letterman