This morning, Kanye
West actually showed up to meet with Donald Trump at Trump Tower. People were
shocked — they didn’t expect those two to meet until the first presidential
debate in 2020. –Jimmy Fallon
Trump announced
he’s nominating Exxon Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson to be his secretary of state,
even though Rex supposedly has a friendly relationship with Vladimir Putin.
Today, Rex said, “Putin and I aren’t friends,” while Putin said, “That’s SO
something Rex would say.” –Jimmy Fallon
Apple just said its
new “AirPod” wireless earbuds WOULD be available, after reports that they
wouldn’t be ready for the holidays. When asked what happened, Apple said, “We
finally found them behind the couch cushions.” –Jimmy Fallon
Researchers at
Cornell University have invented a soft robot hand that can touch fragile items
and even sense their shape and texture. When asked what they’ve used the hand
for, researchers said, “That’s not important!” –Jimmy Fallon
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