How about we just stand side by side? (Who am I to judge them?)

August 2013

"The latest scandal for Anthony Weiner is that his communications director called a former intern a 'slut bag.' But Weiner says he won't fire the communications director and vows to stand beside her. And she was like, 'How about we just stand side by side?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The big 'Smurfs' movie sequel is out. It's cute little elves that live together in harmony. And the Pope said, 'Who am I to judge them?'" –David Letterman

"President Obama is going to appear on 'The Tonight Show' with Jay Leno. That's going to be awesome. The most powerful man in the country is going to interview President Obama." –Craig Ferguson

"In a new interview, Republican Senator John McCain implied that he might vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. McCain's getting old. He also said he'd consider voting for oatmeal." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This is a journalist/This is a corporate shill (the voicemail of Ringo)

August 2011

"Man, America's credit rating took a real hit this weekend. On Friday night, the U.S. actually lost its AAA status. Or as Joe Biden put it, 'What happens if I get a flat tire?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"China has told us our days of squandering borrowed money are over. So maybe we shouldn’t tell them we just spent $76 million going to the Smurf movie." –Conan O'Brien

"Standard & Poor’s has lowered our credit rating to AA, which means no one will lend us money or go to 2nd base with us." –Conan O'Brien

"The economy’s so bad Angelina Jolie is now adopting kids from America. My Facebook friends are now eating their Farmville animals. Piers Morgan can only afford to hack into the voicemail of Ringo." –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Everything they wanted is not enough ($4 trillion iTunes gift card)

August 2011

"Obama achieved the same kind of compromise with the Republicans that Custer reached with Sitting Bull." –David Letterman

"The Tea Party is not happy with the deal. Everything they wanted is not enough." –David Letterman

"The debt deal sets the debt limit until 2013. The best part is that it prevents another 'Smurfs' movie before 2014." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama says that for his birthday, he wants a deal on the national debt. In other news, Michelle Obama is at the Apple store trying to buy a $4 trillion iTunes gift card." –Conan O'Brien 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Other countries are now watching “Rocky IV” and hoping Drago wins (trusting Gargamel)

We haven’t heard much about Russia lately, but this is interesting. They did an international survey, and most countries now have more confidence in Vladimir Putin than Donald Trump. Out of 37 countries, 22 of them said they have more faith in Putin. Other countries are now watching “Rocky IV” and hoping Drago wins. –Jimmy Kimmel

Only 5 percent of Mexicans say they trust Trump, which still seems like a lot. That’s like 5 percent of Smurfs trusting Gargamel. –Jimmy Kimmel

      

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

It's like looking into a Smurf's anus

"Romney and Ryan kind of look like a father and son in an ad for Super Cuts." –Jimmy Kimmel



"Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school — kind of like Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno 

"His eyes are just so blue. It's like looking into a Smurf's anus." –Jon Stewart on Paul Ryan

John Hulse painting