"The latest scandal for Anthony Weiner is that his communications director called a former intern a 'slut bag.' But Weiner says he won't fire the communications director and vows to stand beside her. And she was like, 'How about we just stand side by side?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The big 'Smurfs' movie sequel is out. It's cute little elves that live together in harmony. And the Pope said, 'Who am I to judge them?'" –David Letterman
"President Obama is going to appear on 'The Tonight Show' with Jay Leno. That's going to be awesome. The most powerful man in the country is going to interview President Obama." –Craig Ferguson
"In a new interview, Republican Senator John McCain implied that he might vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. McCain's getting old. He also said he'd consider voting for oatmeal." –Craig Ferguson
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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